The review I would've written.

Col and I saw the movie The Fountain last night. It was not what I expected. I really liked it, but it's not the kind of movie you can recommend because there's a chance that people will think "Aubrey liked this?!" before they get fed up and walk out, like the guy sitting behind me in the theater who muttered "This is stupid. I don't get it" until he left about 20 minutes into the film.

I wanted to find out a few opinions about it, and I stumbled across this review, which I think perfectly describes how I felt about the movie. I'm definitely not going to guarantee you'll like it, but I did.