Thursday, September 07, 2006

The Bourne Ultimatum

I'm a little worried about the second sequel (threequel?) to The Bourne Identity. I really liked the first two, but when I heard there will be a third I thought "What more could there possibly be?" Well, here is the plot outline for The Bourne Ultimatum:

Bourne races to discover the final mysteries of his past while a government agent tries to track him down after a shootout in Moscow.

So.... I thought that was the plot line of The Bourne Supremacy. Maybe they forgot that they already made a sequel?

I actually first heard about this one while reading a little blurb about Oceans Thirteen. That's another threequel that makes me think "Really?"

The Wikipedia article on it states "This will be the final installment of the series." Yeah, I'll believe that when I see it.


Courtney said...

I have a secret crush on Matt Damon.

Aubrey said...

Then we probably both can agree that no matter how bad the movie may or may not be, he will still look good. Very good.

ThePainterClan said...

I don't care, come on, it's Matt Damon!

Colman said...

Did they run out of words that rhyme with Identity?

I suggest the following:

The Bourne Longevity
The Bourne Contingency
The Bourne Discrepancy
The Bourne Nonentity
The Bourne Delinquency
The Bourne Trigonometry

Why stop at two sequels when you could make all of these?

ThePainterClan said...

LOL Colman!

Aubrey said...

Those would have great plot lines...

The Bourne Trigonometry:

Jason Bourne evades government agents and walks in front of speeding subway trains while desperately attempting to pass Trig.