Someone in my household likes to intentionally sing incorrect lyrics to songs. Here are a few samples from this morning:
"Up above the world so bright, like a Simon in the sky..." (real song)
"So tired, tired of waiting, tired of waiting around..." (real song)
"The twenty seconds of loneliness..." (real song)
We can thank Sunday Night Karaoke for that last one. And yes, he/she did sing it in a deep, scratchy voice. We like to keep it authentic.