Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Am I supposed to be surprised?

They seemed like such a happy, well-adjusted couple. Made for each other, a perfect fit. Who would've guessed it'd end so soon?

You can see the divorce papers here. Amazing what you can find online these days.

9 comments:

Tiffany said...

Aubrey-
Once again, you give me the news before any one else. Who needs azcentral.com when I've got you?

ThePainterClan said...

Poor children. Or maybe not. Federline has 4 children now and no wife. He's going to be working JUST to pay child support.

Colman said...

I can pretty much guarantee you he's not going to make enough on his new album to cover those payments.

The Headmaster said...

Can I say I called it? I bet everyone called it. They made it into the upper percentile* for lasting two year of marriage in Hollywood.

*Please see Colman for the exact percentile on a Hollywood marriage.

ThePainterClan said...

And I wonder if little Sean Preston Federline is in the 43rd percentile of liking applesauce

ThePainterClan said...

Britney hasn't done much besides maybe a few endorsements and public appearances since she's been married so whatever she made within the past 2 years will split in half to K-fed. I'd say he is gonna walk away with a couple mil from this divorce. Community property: great for those who deserve it, terrible for those like him.

Aubrey said...

I accidentally made a few comments as Col last night. He's probably always a little surprised when he sees comments he doesn't remember making. Luckily we're in agreement about any music created by K-Fed, or Col would be doing some comment deleting this morning.

Judson said...

so does this mean i have a chance? wait. i have a girlfriend. nevermind.

Aubrey said...

Even if you didn't, I don't think you're white trash enough to attract her. Sorry, man.