Most of the 15 reasons found here are pretty legitimate, and would entice me to buy this castle any day of the week. However, a few of them are questionable. For example:
6. BARBECUE:
Barbecues can be held by the lake. The setting is absolutely ideal.
We bbq about twice a week. Don't they know I'm moving to Prague to get AWAY from the Phoenix lifestyle?
8. CASINO:
The palace can easily accommodate a casino, which is totally legal in the Czech Republic.
There's a casino less than a mile from my house and I don't even go to it. However, it is good to know that if I go that route, it's "totally legal".
9. CHILD PETTING ZOO:
This can be created, while children love to pet and feed animals.
I think these 15 reasons were written in Czech and then translated into French and then back into Czech before being translated into English.
10. OTHER CHILD ACTIVITIES:
Clowns, jugglers, magicians and puppet shows, combined with fishing, swimming, boat and pony rides will certainly entertain and delight all children.
Do all these things come with the castle, or do I have to buy them separately?
15. ROYAL CREST:
The estate, of course, has a royal sea which can be used on all stationary, menus, towels, bed sheets, blankets and other promotional items.
If they really do mean "sea" that could be quite messy. If they mean "royal seal", some baron is going to be rolling over in his grave as I stamp it on my linens and "other promotional items".
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that child petting zoo is sketchville!
That is a treat. I think my favorite perk of the property
"As an aside, the royal title of Baron can be used by the owner."
Baroness Aubrey!!
I worked for a baroness in Belgium. She seriously was the definition of "snobby aristocrat." She so would've been sent to the guillotine if she'd have lived through the French Revolution.
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